drops-of-universe:

I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

but-the-library-of-alexandria:

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you’re at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you’re beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn’t even have ibuprofen

deerstar4:

making silly sounds doesn’t always have to serve a purpose and is sometimes done purely for whimsy’s sake

medievalthymes:

girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store

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fourstarsandahamster:
“unpretty:
“durnesque-esque:
“pea-gravel:
“afeelgoodblog:
“Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive
”
It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.
So you’re trapped...

fourstarsandahamster:

unpretty:

durnesque-esque:

pea-gravel:

afeelgoodblog:

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.

So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.

Article here | Organization here

#I love the hashtag women in STEM bc at first I thought they meant the rat 🙈 (via @sprotteswelt)

until you said that it never occurred to me that the woman in STEM was the scientist and not the rat. i was just like “hell yeah, this rat is a powerful woman pioneering lifesaving technologies as a rescue ranger”

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why are we sleeping on this

marisatomay:

gearing up to be a huge bitch about every outfit at the met gala

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Anonymous asked:

what would you do if you found out you were illegally cloned and you had genetic identicals living all over the world, living radically different, cooler lives

beesmygod:

oh i would kill them for sure. due to my jealousy and what not

mugofsoup:

mugofsoup:

not awake not dead but a secret third thing (sleepy)

i got diagnosed with chronic fatigue syndrome so that makes this even funnier

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